Hi I'm Jamie I'm a sophomore in college and I've lost a butt plug in my ass before.

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

fuckyesgrrrls:

cecile-palmer-blog:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

This man deserves all the applause.

Also sex beast? That’s perfect

fuckyesgrrrls:

cecile-palmer-blog:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

This man deserves all the applause.

Also sex beast? That’s perfect

theimpendingdoom:

crying
witches-garden:

wunderkindof:

40s-era fairy drawings that depict star fields as if they grew on trees.

☾

witches-garden:

wunderkindof:

40s-era fairy drawings that depict star fields as if they grew on trees.

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

hisroyalmagesty:

kichizone:

hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

It’s called screentone. It’s basically like a big semi-transparent film…sticker that has uniform patterns of dots printed on it. The size and density of the dots printed on the screentone determine how light or dark it is. You stick it to the paper and then cut away areas that you don’t need. You then smooth the pattern into the paper and remove the film.

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOUUU

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.