Carlos getting accidentally poked in the eye with a boner in college and henceforth refusing to preform oral sex without safety goggles to this very day
and Cecil’s weirdly into it?
They’re making out on the couch and Cecil’s like ‘do you have protection?’ and Carlos just straps on some safety goggles he was carrying with him for that purpose and Cecil’s just like ‘… okay.’
MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR CONTENT
So, I’m reading a little fic called Procedure, part of mindfulwrath's Downfall series. If you have not read it yet and find yourself craving something dark and dastardly to keep your blood pumping through the wee hours of the night, I cannot recommend Procedure highly enough.
It, as well as its companion fic Compliance, deal with heavy, heavy stuff, so if you’ve a weak constitution, I recommend sitting this one out. However, if you - like me - bore of the constant fluff and crave something a little more bitter, the Downfall series is where it is at.
Here we have my renderings of certain members of the Strex Family, so lovingly rendered from bits and pieces of the fic.
You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.